Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
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