is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
She flashed them and they let her pay with Monopoly money. I'm married, so it is your obligation as my best man to repeatedly fuck her for me
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
I'm out of milk so I'm dunking my Oreos in Bailey's; this is my life now.
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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