Having a random hookup so left but love u
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
6 margaritas later and free shots of tequila, i woke up with a fat lip and they said i blew my nose in a slice of bread
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
Just high enough for therapy.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
You got drunk, made toast, and declared yourself a domestic goddess.
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