did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
Apparently, I kept going on about how i'm going to name my first born Ramen. I think this is a good parenting move.
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
Some rando guy literally just put my shoes on and tied them for me because I'm drunk... Is this what it feels like to be a princess?
I'm not letting you use my bathroom unsupervised anymore. You peed in the sink thinking it was a urinal...
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
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