Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
Sitting on my couch watching TV in my underwear drinking a bottle of wine.... and you want to interrupt me to come pick you up. No I will not do it.
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
Man it shouldn't be possible to get mad while you're stoned. I feel like ive broken one of the laws of physics
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