she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
Oh. My. God. Dad smoked a bowl. He's been playing cards...I just told a story and when I was done, he got really close to my face and very seriously asked me if he had cheese in his beard. I'm about to die.
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
Hey. My eyes swollen shut and I can't find my shoes. How was your night?
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
Dude in the stall next to me shitting and sobbing. Dude another stall over, "Come on bro, you gotta loosen up." This is why I don't shit in public.
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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