Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
I was so drunk last night that I went into my 15 year old sisters room to have her peer edit the drunk texts I was sending to my ex.
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
I am such a fucking liability at weddings. I ended up making out with this married 40-year-old that told me that basically if I came home with him and be a sex partner for him and his wife, I would never have to pay for anything again. Extremely considered it.
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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