We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.
She calls her new ritual "bed, bath, and beyond crunk". Hence why I found her passed out in my bath tub this morning.
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
I hope my orgasm sounds aren't secretly that bad and no one tells me
How does this dude know what a dying walrus sounds like? That's the real question
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
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