found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
When are your genitals available?
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
Randomize
