How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
Woke up to a bouquet of flowers in my toilet bowl. Drunk hubby loves me.
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
Look I know it's late and I hope this doesn't wake you up but I feel like you should know that I'm sleeping on my couch in my own apartment so that my friend can get laid in my bed, and I would do the same for you.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Randomize
