There is a reason Crest White Strips don't list masturbation as one of the myriad of activities to do while whitening your teeth. A very good reason.
My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
Hey kevin, it's Ashlee. I have been trying to get ahold of you. Your pledge gave me your number. I really wanted to apologize for shitting in your car I'll buy new upholstery or pay to have it shampooed if needed. I'm so embarrassed.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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