your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
There is a goat eating lettuce out of our fridge. Do you wanna grab a bloody mary?
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
I need your help immediately! I sorta kinda sliced my foot off at the ankle with my new kitana. Bring your cooler, ice and some hospital road beers.
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