I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
He wouldn't stop calling me so I sent him a text saying "I'm dead. Dead. Leave me alone." And he replied with "so can I see you then?"
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
I am naked and annoyed.
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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