Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
it doesn't mae me god, the fact that I am god makes getting dressed futile and tedious... btw i am still drunk
When you only buy popcorn and condoms at the grocery store they know whats up.
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
"I wonder if vinegar is some sort of magical hangover cure" "...no I was definitely still drunk and drinking vinegar because I was thirsty"
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
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