There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
Randomize
