Why are you at a bar in Connecticut?
Long story. One that now involves lots of delicious chicken wings om nom nom
You know the @ sign on twitter? i wish there was one of those in real life so that the smokin' hot guy at the bar would know the slutty unbuttoning of my shirt was directed @ him, not @ his friend who looks like Mickey Rourke post-face melting
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
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