Having a random hookup so left but love u
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
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