Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
he was chasing shots of soco with fistfuls of my birthday cake
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
I think it's time for a new pick up line. So far my " hey you want to go back to my place, order a pizza and fuck?" Has set me at an all time low downtown 0/4
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
I just had sex on a roof
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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