these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
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