I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
No one's ever called me intergalactic cocksucker, before.
What does it say about me that I feel completely charmed right now?
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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