Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
You told my mother that her salad dressing tasted like semen.
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
Randomize