Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
Okay I woke up in my room, snuggie on, had a water bottle in my hand my tv was on Disney channel and my cigarettes are gone. And I deleted every text in my phone but one that said 'you are absolutely welcome'
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
The $10 cab ride turned into a $60 cab ride when you puked down the back of his seat trying to whisper in his ear. He was a trooper though, he came into to wash off in the sink and still tried to get your number.
I'm giving you an age limit on the people you're allowed to hit on at steak n shake at 3 am. I can't see straight and I want a cheeseburger. You want dick. I'm sure we can't order at least one of those. But maybe.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
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