sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
You closed the sidewalk off to pedestrians last night. With a glitter covered safety cone
I gambled and lost. Had to pull into a funeral home to clean up with a copy of my resume.
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
I'm thinking of writing "I have herpes" on my stomach in sharpie that way I'm not tempted to show my tits tonight
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
They took my balls.
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
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