This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
We spent three hours cleaning our room this morning. It was spotless and smelling good. I come home from work tonight and she has already smoked weed in it and "accidently" spilled vodka on the floor.
But I always wanted my obit to read "Died violently in casino orgy," not "Never woke up from rectal surgery."
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
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