plz talk dirty to me
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
I know that was a dream because I woke up and there was no pizza
The hookers weren't a dream get tested
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
Thanks to a bad fart decision during a production meeting, I am now on my way to Target to buy new pants. How is your day?
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
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