Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
babies were throwing up all over the place
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
Is it sad or funny that I just bought two pregnancy test at the dollar store to give away to people on New Year's Eve while driving for Uber.
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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