I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
You're not drunk til you wake your roommates up screaming at your ceiling fan
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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