He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
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