I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
I love my roommate; her alcohol problem, her proclivity for passing out on the living room couch, and her fucking awesome size d tits that can never remain clothed. Craigslist jackpot.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
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