Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
and then he ordered a "diet and rum" like the most important part of the drink was the diet.
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
Seriously why is the deadbolt locked. This is the second time I'm having to sleep on the porch using my boots as my pillow. I can't wait till the next time your drunk.
Shhh, I'm sleeping. Just let it happen Jess.
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
You, me, naked, mistletoe, fifth of jack, gallon of lube, condoms, Cheetos, handcuffs, rope, along with no morals, inhibition or judgment. That's all I want for Christmas.
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
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