This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
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