GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
I'm a teacher who's always telling kids about the importance of due diligence, yet I'm eating an avocado out of a coffee filter because I'm too lazy to wash dishes
Idk if you've ever tried hysterically crying in the shower listening to Florence + The Machine but it's honestly a life-affirming experience
Randomize
