Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
I feel like abortions should bother me more
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
Underoos and an IDGAF attitude: all you need to successfully win at life
(Underoos optional)
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
Randomize
