Words i added to my t9 today: gnomes, facebook, and chlamydia.
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
Exact words that were just spoken as she was on her 6th, yes 6th piece of bread: "I'm only eating the soft and chewy inside of the bread-I am taking the crust home to feed my turtles"
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
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