Are we in a gay sports bar?
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
So, I woke up under a table with an alarm clock on my face, my hair in a bag of popcorn, and my phone charger wrapped around me.. what happened?
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