so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
I just found puke in my bra..
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
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