smell like capt'n and strawberry champagne
some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
What part of i'm handcuffed to an oven do you not understand?
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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