i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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