i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
Someone shattered a urinal.
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
foreskin is a definite game changer
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
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