There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
What can I say, I bounce back quick. Never thought the line "my turtle died" would get me so many free drinks last night
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
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