Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
and i looked up. we had an audience...
Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
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