Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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