i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
he had hair everywhere except his balls
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
All I remember is an overwhelming desire for chicken nuggets...
Yes, you pinned my brother to the floor by the throat and threatened to slaughter his family if he didn't drive to mcdonalds and get you some.
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
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