You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
I'm drinking vodka out of a water bottle at work. Am I really the best person to come to for life advice?
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
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