doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
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