why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
when my professor asked "does anyone know what streches across south america" and a kid in the back row said "my exgirfriends vagina" i knew i was at home.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
Whenever you're sad about your life, just remember that I'm on a first name basis with the late night taco bell drive-thru workers.
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
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