can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
The last thing I remember is ordering two Martinis while yelling 'CAN YOU PUT THAT IN ONE GLASS?'
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
I just sent an "I'm sorry I forged a prescription in your name" email. It was one of the more awkward things I've done this week.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
tell him if he brings over dinner you might let him see your left boob...or right, whichever you prefer. But under no circumstances do you let him see both...unless he brings a good desert...like coffee ice cream or something
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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