Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
I had to sit there with his three fat aunts talking about a bunch of 50 Shades knockoff books.
I felt like a taxi, but my meter was running up minutes he would be eating me out that night.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
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