I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
Have invented new cocktail. Any flavor of crystal light and vodka. I call it "I am going to die alone"
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
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