Plan B is the new Plan A
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
The creeper at the bar just realized we have the same birthday and bought me four beers already. He walked off so I took his change and dashed, i'm bringing the case over now.
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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