let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
Woke up naked on a bed full of money, doughnuts, and keys that weren't mine. Unsent dick pick on phone, and cheap cigar butt on my pillow. Also...I maybe hotwired my car.
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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