he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
Turns out you can't chew it over with twix in real life
Dude I've never seen anyone get slapped that hard
I intend to get homeless drunk
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
We are planning a drunk snapchat treasure hunt for tomorrow, and the treasure is his penis, this is a game I'm not willing to loose.
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
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