This girl is more easily done than said...
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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