He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
I'm way too drunk on a Sunday to handle this level of Jesus.
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
But don't thank me for faking being asleep, if I was the real wing man, I would have left the bed
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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