i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
um i just realized that some of the people at my family reunion look inbred. thats not a good sign.
hahaha beady eyes set close together? defs inbred.
my dads cousin just put a cig in his dogs mouth and says, "look its a commercial for newport!" holy hell i hope im adopted.
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
Alive.
So much puke
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
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